MUSTARD, MAYO, CUT THE PICKLES

Trust radius, an EQ competency, suggests trusting someone until you have been proven wrong, but you dont want to damage yourself in the process. Midlife dating has its perils, and if youve been out of the dating world for some time, youll need a refresher course.

First of all, you have to know what you want, because, like the wall of pantyhose or cheeses you stare at in the supermarket, there are now 500 choices, where there used to be three. Okay, two if you were Catholic. But today you can have it your way, and you cant imagine what this means to some men!

So when you get to the drive-in window, know what you want. Companionship without commitment? Is that with or without sex? Do you want long-term and sex? Is that with or without commitment? Friend with benefits? Benefits without friendship? Marriage? Is that marriage with or without fidelity? (What do you mean Am I kidding?)

Nearly two thirds of the 27,000,000 singles over the age of 50 in the US say they dont date because they prefer being single, and 9% say they would not date ever, under any circumstances, so you cant assume anything.

You need to know your own expectations and goals, to find out those of the man youre dating, and then get some definitions of the terms. This is why you communicate, and dont be shy! The heart you save could be your own.

Most men will say what they want without beating around the bush. But they dont volunteer it (why use words until you have to?), you must ask.

Martha asked Rob about marriage after theyd been dating a while, and he replied, Oh, one woman would never be enough for me. Martha was then sure she was the woman who would be. She wasnt listening. Whenever he told her hed never met anyone like her, her wishful thinking interpreted that to mean and so Ill be one hell be faithful to.

Guess what? She was wrong.

Barring the incorrigible sociopath, men dont lie, women just ignore what they hear because they dont want to hear it. Martha ended up hurt, but you cant say Rob lied or had bad intentions. He put it right out there. She just refused to believe it.

One reason we do this is because men are big fabricators, especially when theyre courting. When theyre trying to get you into bed, youll get a steady stream of head-spinning affirmations, which should be taken with a grain of salt. HOWEVER, even during this fragile period, when asked a direct question, i.e., Do you want a committed long-term relationship? they will answer truthfully. Its part of the peculiar and contradictory Male Honor Code.

THE MALE HONOR CODE PART II

Another part of the Male Honor Code is whats good for the gander is not good for the goose. He honestly believes, and may honestly expect you to understand, that its not cheating if he sleeps with another woman, but that it is cheating if you sleep with another man.

Dont be fooled that because he demands fidelity from you it means he requires it of himself. Hell likely deny theres any connection. Thats different, he will say, with a perfectly straight face, just as if he were making sense. They do not seem to outgrow this with age. They do not necessarily become more comprehensible!

I LOVE YOU OUT OF CONTEXT

Because men are not as adept with words and nuances, when he says something like I love you, watch to see if be behaves that way; if he acts that way. He may not actually know what the word love means. (Perhaps your first husband did not!)

Unless they bottom out, men get better at courting with age, and its one of lifes greatest thrills. Enjoy it. Just stick around to see what lies on the other side of it. I love you may mean I want your body to him, while to you it may mean I am ready to make a commitment, to be kind and faithful to you, to respect you and care about you

Be wary of the phrase I love you if you havent dated in a while. Men of the Silent Generation (born before 1944) generally uttered those three words only at the end of a long and serious courtship. It was tantamount to a marriage proposal, and was likely to be said only once, unless one of you happened to be on a deathbed or something. Why do I have to say it? I married you didnt I? was the response. You see what I love you meant back then?? As sacred as Yahweh, it was not to uttered.

Not so these days! Both men and women these days are more emotionally expressive, and use the phrase much more lightly than you may be accustomed to. When your guy says it, it can mean:

I have no idea, but I know women want to hear it.

Im feeling great and into myself.

I love myself.

Will you marry me?

Thats not what I said. I was clearing my throat.

A lifetime commitment.

That was great sex.

Lets have great sex.

Were having great sex.

I dont know, but when the guy in the movie said it, he got laid.

I LOVE YOU IN CONTEXT

It matters what precedes and follows the phrase, and how long the time-gap was. If the word but is anywhere around it, there will be tears.

When followed several weeks later by I care about you very much, I love you meant I was hot for you but this has gotten too heavy and now Im outa here.

When preceded immediately by I have to tell you something. Im married but I love you, it means Im hot for you, this will never get heavy, but I hope you wont kick me outa here.

You see how complicated it gets!

Theres no general meaning or even non-meaning for the term with men. Man are from their OWN planet. It isnt even as easy as to say theyre all from the same OTHER planet.

THE MALE HONOR CODE PART III

It does remain true that if you dont want the answer, dont ask the question. This takes us back to the Male Honor Code. Remember that direct questions get direct, rational answers; that is, untempered by sensitivity. Being generally lower in empathy, if you ask your man, Does this make my butt look fat? (which you wouldnt ask if you didnt think it did), and he answers, Yes. Very, dont say I didnt warn you.

A last part of the Male Honor Code is about dont kiss and tell. This comes up in intimate conversations. You are discussing a relationship or sexual issue, and sharing a past experience in order to increase understanding, to improve things, to make a point, and because you value your relationship to him the most. Then its his turn to share, and heres what you get: I dont kiss and tell.

I dont think it has to do with empathy. Its more like if theres one thing thats gotten through to them, it would be that to talk about sex with another woman would get them castrated. It could also be that while you were talking about making out on a beach with a pina colada in your hand, he was flashing on something about a Mile High Club, himself, 3 stewardesses, a seeing-eye dog, Murat the Turk, some duct tape, and a hookah.

WHEN WORDS ARE LACKING

While men will talk about their former spouses, the ones who had divorce filed on them usually claim to have no clue as to why. It always just happened out of the blue. I walked in one day and shed taken all her things. I had no idea she was unhappy.

If your guy is doing this, understand that his interpersonal relationship skills arent the highest (again, no reason per se to disqualify him) and that youre going to have to deal with problems very directly. I cant imagine a woman divorcing a man who hadnt spent sometimes years belaboring the same points, which, because he doesnt know why he was left, means he never heard them, which is why she left. Words had more or less become meaningless. Perhaps you, with more age, wisdom and experience, can have better luck!

I dont speak or understand Martian any better than you do; Ive just learned alternate means of communication over the years which work better. How about you?

Communicating with a man in a daily relationship has been likened to training a dog. Reasoning doesnt work. Explaining doesnt work. Begging doesnt work. Clear commands and quick, consistent consequences do. And, as with your dog, you must figure out how to get his attention first. It may mean removing the remote control, or even swatting a rolled newspaper on the coffee table. Do what you have to do! After all, the way they learned not to kiss and tell was because they did once!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Susan Dunn, MA, The EQ Coach, http://www.susandunn.cc . Susan is an Emotional Intelligence coach who works with women in midlife, and is the author of Midlife Dating Manual for Women, available on her website. Mailto:sdunn@susandunn.cc for FREE ezine.